User:CrookedShades



In our hour of darkness

It is we who fight

To our last breath

For the Last Light

I'm a bitter, cynical, brutally honest guy with a dark sense of humor. I have spent the last three years surrounded by complete morons which left me in a state of embittered loneliness and dissillusionment towards society today. I let out these feelings through angry, cynical and politically motivated rants. I do have an opinion on most matters but I don't have a political direction since I think that most politicians are self-serving, hypocritical liars left, right or center. I'm a poet at heart and a little philosophical at times.

Bio
I live in a small town in Norway. I listen to a lot of rock music, in my town most people listen to shitty pop music. I'm a big weapon enthusiast and I have an unending love for FPS and other shooter games(much to my mother's dissmay). I'm always easily recognisable for my crooked rayban aviator sunglases wich some crazy dude nearly destroyd once. I first found out about Metro 2033 when I was browsing the Steam store page and I checked it out and I instantly fell in love with it. I got the game then read the book, which I liked very much. I like post apocalyptic games, I think they somewhat accurately depicts how fucking good and compassionate we are towards our 'fellow humans' when we are when we are pushed to the limit. I realy enjoy the soul crushing, depresive atmosphere of the Metro series. I think that atmosphere is something that many games overlook and who have to me caused some games to be slightly dissapointing and pointless, turing them simply into a slaughter fest with no real reason for killing my way through tons of enemies with no real purpose.

My two favorite characters is Khan and Bourbon. Khan for his philosphic and wise nature and Bourbon for his endless cynisim and knowlegde about the Metro. And I love them both for their share badassnes.

My favorite pages

 * Panzer
 * Caves
 * Bastard
 * Fourth Reich
 * Kalash
 * Khan
 * Bourbon
 * Hansa- Red Line war

On the Wikia
I usually work on character biographies, story related topics and help the admins clean up the grammatical mess that some of our eager volunteers sometimes leave behind. Sometimes I lay the foundation of some pages that I find missing and let the rest of you guys fill in the blank slots of missing information that I haven't found yet. For some reason I really like to make poems, I sometimes put metro-themed poems on my wiki blog.

Written stuff
I write some stuff that I put up on fanfiction.net. I am currently working on a longer story based on the world of the stealth game Dishonored and two Metro 2033 stories.

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4845858/JakeShades - My profile on fanfiction, follow me to be notified when I put up new stuff.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9473363/1/The-Prince-of-Morley - My Dishonored fanfiction, The Prince of Morley

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9851619/1/The-Front - My first Metro 2033 story, The Front, it's about the soldiers on the frontline between the Reich and the Reds.

Games I play
Metro 2033

Grand Theft Auto

Total War series

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. :Shadow of Chernobyl

DayZ

Sly Cooper series

Far Cry 3

ect.